“Kahoutek or Catch A Falling Star”

December 20, 2009

The Rev. Dr. H.C. Read

 

I am indebted to the Rev. Doctor David H.C. Read for today’s sermon. He was born in Scotland, and served as a chaplain in POW camp in Germany and then as a pastor in Scotland.  In 1956 he came to America and served Madison Avenue Presbyterian Church until his retirement in the early 90’s.  He loved the children of the congregation and each year composed a sermon just for them – it became known as the “Christmas Tale.” With gratitude for Dr. Read and all those who have mentored us in for the way God claims our  heart, soul and imagination in Scripture let us pray: May the words of my mouth and the meditations of our hearts be acceptable to you, O Lord, my Rock and my Redeemer.  Amen

 

 

Thursday night the wind began to howl, the palm trees swayed and holly branches scraped against the window pane. Frightened, I looked up from my computer and saw a great light streak across the sky.  I jumped up and walked towards the window – it was then that I heard:

 

“I’m Kahoutek the comet, the king of the skies,

The comet of Christmas who sings as he flies.

I’m Kahoutek the comet, and I want you to hear

The tale of my life from my earliest year.

Six times I’ve come near to you curious planet,

Six times I’ve been able to study and scan it.”

 

“Well”, I said, “it is nice to meet you Kahoutek but I must say, I had no idea comets could speak and in rhymes no less!”

 

 “Well he said, turning his light into my eye, that’s because lot’s of people watch me circling, but you’re the only one who can hear me speaking so stay right there and pull up a chair.  I have more to tell you, and you need help.”

 

“Once upon an eternity God was alone,

Except for the angels surrounding his throne.

Then one day as he listened while everyone sang,

He said: “This is boring – let’s have a Big Bang.”

So suddenly out of the nothing there burst

A big a wonderful a universe.

First some energy, some gases, then pieces of matter,

Then everything whizzed into place splitter-splatter.

 

And God clapped his hands and said: “See my new home!

It’s good, and I love it, and I wish it Shalom.’”

“Shalom, said I?”  I pity you really – did you ever do your Hebrew homework?  What other language did you expect God to speak in eternity?  Shalom means peace – well more than what you call peace.  You think peace is when people aren’t fighting.  Shalom means the peace that is Love and Joy.  Now try not to interrupt my story.”

 

“I remember, I remember when I was born afar.

My mother was a planet, and my father was a star.

But soon, I felt the urge to leave their huge and empty home,

For God had given me a great desire to wander and to roam.

My parents said: ‘Let’s fix him with a fiery, streaming booster,

And send him out exploring.’  So they called me “Little Rooster.”

 

“Little Rooster?  I “I thought you were called Kahoutek.”

“So I am,” he replied.  Your Check is worse than you Hebrew.  “Kahoutek means Little Rooster.  You really should study more.” 

 

“For a few million years, I swooped around the universe.  Everything was working perfectly, and the stars and the planets were doing what they ought to do, but somehow it was all very dull.  One day I plucked up all my courage and asked God about it. Lord, I said, ‘I remember that you wanted Shalom, some love, joy, and peace in your universe.  But I don’t see any.  All these stars and planets are just empty space.  It’s more like algebra and geometry and trigonometry then love, joy, and peace.’”

 

God smiled and said, ‘Go and have one more look.  This time you’re going to see something new.’

 

“So I whizzed off again and sure enough, after a few billion years I came near to a planet I’d never seen before.  Instead of dust and mud darkness I saw green trees and sparkling seas.  And instead of an absolute stillness and quiet, I saw things moving.  There was life – flowers growing, fish swimming in the oceans, and beasts roaming in the forests.”

 

‘And God said: ‘Don’t you think it’s beautiful this earth that I have made?

 And don’t you love the colors and the life and light and shade? 

 

“’Yes, I said it’s lovely, but there is still something missing.  There’s no one there to say Shalom, to live there with love and joy and peace.’”

 

‘’I’ve thought about that,’ said God.  Go away now and come back in a couple of million years, and I’ll show you something very special on that planet earth.’

 

So for my second visit, “I came swooping down so near that my tail was singing the treetops.  God’s voice came to me as I beheld his creation and He said:

 

“’I loved to create the beautiful stars.

The planets so great like Venus and Mars;

I loved to make earth more beautiful still;

I loved to give birth to the sea and the hill.

But my greatest delight in the whole of creation,

The happiest sight of divine generation,

Was when I began ‘twixt the sky and the sod

Making woman and man in the image of God.’”

 

“Yes,”sighed Kahootek, “that was a wonderful visit to your planet.  In that moment, I knew what God meant by Shalom.  At last in this big empty universe there were people and God had given them dominion over everything.  So off I went again to play in the Milky Way for a few million years. Then, as comets do, I came round again – my third visit if you like to count.

 

But with this, he voice broke, and in a low tone he sang what sounded like a dirge at a funeral:

“’I’m Kohoutek the comet, and though I am glad

To continue my story this bit’s rather sad.

I found when I swooped down again to this planet

That something was wrong with the people who man it.

They had built mighty cities with turrets and towers,

There appeared on the earth mighty kingdoms and powers.

 

But, amid all their glories it’s sad to relate

They had learned to fight, and they’d learned to hate.

And nowhere around in this beautiful home

Was there much that was left of God’s happy Shalom.

 

So I said to him: ‘Lord, your plan was in vain,

Why not wipe them all out and begin it again?’”

 

“You said that?” I broke in, “and what did God say?”  Tell me his exact words.”

Offended, Kahoutek’s light fluttered in the night and he curled his tail a bit and said, “At that time, you should know that God just sighed.”  But, said Kahoutek, “When God sighs, it’s like a great wind blowing through the universe, I nearly lost my tail.

 

But then God smiled, and when God smiles, it’s like a great rainbow from here to eternity.  And that is when God said to me, ‘Go back, Kohoutek, go back in just a few years to that little planet earth and I shall meet you there.’

 

I could not think what he meant, but I saw something burning brightly in his heart, and I knew that his love would not depart. And then the journey, surely you know about the journey, don’t you?” “I’m not sure,” I said, “what happened?”  Oh my, his light became brighter.  It is a good thing I came here tonight.

 

“Well this journey of which I speak took place on my fourth visit.  God showed me exactly where to go.  He told me to come as near as I could to a corner of the earth where three continents meet and to look out for a big stretch of desert where three men were riding camels coming from the East, ‘Just follow them,’ said God, ‘and where they eventually stop – you stop – and you’ll see me there.’  God chuckled.  ‘They will think they’re following you, but you’ll be following them - I’ve told them where to go, just as I have you.’  Excited now his pace quickened as he said:

 

“It was fun to go streaking so near to the earth,

For people thought comets meant a death or a birth,

And they ran out to watch me go sailing along-

But the men on the camels plodded on with a song.

They sang of a king every night as they rode,

And I thought they would stop at some gorgeous abode.

And was I surprised when they reached a small city,

Which was crowded and smelly and not very pretty.

 

I stopped in amazement, for soon I was able

To see they had entered a filthy old stable.

I began to believe that the wise men were dumb-

This can’t be the place where God promised to come!

Yet there in the stable in spite of my scorn

A wonderful, heavenly Baby was born,

And angels were singing of glory on high,

As shepherds were watching me up in the sky,

While others were telling of peace and good will

And about men ceasing to rage and to kill.

 

God was there as he promised; his new plan had begun,

He had given his love to the world in his Son.

And into your world – every heart, every home-

He had brought the great gift of eternal Shalom.”

 

“Ah ha, “so it was your light, Kohoutek that streaked across the sky to Bethlehem when the Savior was born?  But tell me why did you come back again for a fifth visit thousands of years later in December of 1973 and how come your light was not as great as we expected?

 

For the same reason I am here tonight for the sixth time– I hear a great sigh for peace, I feel a great hunger for love and real joy.  And as for the light, I am not the light you seek, I only point to the light you seek.

 

Jesus is still with you.  I came to remind you to search the night sky for a star that will lead you, men and women, and boys and girls, in every land, to the stable so you can see the light of Jesus and learn from him to care for this world.  I came to say

“Shalom! Shalom! On this Day,

I came to ask you all to pray

For peace and joy and love on earth

To celebrate the Savior’s birth,

Thursday when you sing of silent night

And stream outdoors with your light

Glance up to see my history

Wonder then to see God’s mystery

For it is there that you will find

The God that loved you before all time.

 

God bless you all, both young and old

And now Kahoutek’s tale is told by Rev. Elizabeth Kuehl in memory of Dr.Read